Tuesday, December 22, 2009

AVATAR 3D - Why I didn't like it

If you haven't seen Avatar yet, please go see it and come back here. It is a must-see movie with its own pitfalls.

There are numerous posts citing why Avatar is the best film of the decade. Avatar totally deserves the best animation of the decade, but not so with the story line and the screen play. So if you are ready to accept it is not an ideal movie, read on.



My first disappointment with the movie,can't be really helped. It is those 3D goose glasses that I have to wear for 3 hrs straight(without a break). US theatres really need to get into the practice of intermissions, with all these new movies(2012) running for more than 200 minutes.

The movie started interesting enough with the concept of Cryonics and the cute Sam Worthington. But as it wore on, I got this nagging feeling that I have seen all these before. Some of the characters seem so unconnected and superficial. I could relate it to the scene where the doc first introduces Jake to his Avatar in a womb(artificial). It was more like, "hey here is your doughnut", and Jake was seeing his Avatar, a combination of human DNA and Navi DNA. Isn't that something to be surprised off or is it just a everyday thing in 2154?

Speaking of 2154, the earth hasn't changed a bit, except for its explorations on Pandora. The handicapped marine remains handicapped (he takes on an epic adventure , just to get an approval to fix his leg, going in for his late brother). The Earth is still on the verge of economic break down(didn't we just almost see that in 2009?) and the unobtanium,which clearly says it is unobtainable would turn the fate of the earth upside down . The same set of bombers , shooting guns and choppers(with 2 fans instead of one), which have made their appearances in dozens of science fictions, including Aliens, Day after tomorrow and movies that I can't even remember the names of.

As the movie strides on, I can't help but the sing the song, "Jungle jungle patha challa hai" from the Jungle book (mogli -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9RVgTX55vo). It is so much like mogli's story, that all this could have happened in any remote jungle on Earth. What is so much the need to create a new planet and paint all humanly traits on it, albeit with a purple color. Here is a list of things, which my mind just couldn't accept as new. The only good thing , I was seeing the best representation of them ever.

  • Seeking of Unobtanium that happens to be hiding just under the tree where the navi live(so much for a 2154 story, how many science fictions are based on mineral mining ) and will magically make the earth richer and out of a major breakdown
  • Navi standing 9ft tall(Gulliver's travels with a mix of donkey shrek)
  • Flying on the back of a dragon ( Mogli flying with the bear)
  • Living on trees with a bed-nest (Mogli again. there is so much of mogli in everything)
  • Plants which shrink when touched (Touch me NOT.. 7th grade biology remember??)
  • The large predator attacking Jake (takes so much from Jurassic park )
  • Soul tree with fake neon light strings(that was so much visible ) - This is such a common practice in Hinduism, worshiping trees and considering them holy are age old practices
  • Seeds of Eywa - Have you seen flying cotton seed before?(we call it thaathaa poochi) and we used to catch, close our eyes and blow it in the air to make a wish come true
  • The final climax with the two fan helis and bombing squads(Didn't Star trek use 'em in the 80's?)
I could go on and on and on...

Despite all the misgivings, I did love certain parts in the film.
me loved...
-- Neytiri's character and facial expressions
-- the purple-mania
-- Cool 3D animations
-- The concept of getting bonded

As my friend put it, I don't see Avatar so much
(meaning I don't love Avatar so much :))

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Johnny Depp - The never grow old star


http://omg.yahoo.com/news/johnny-depp-wins-his-2nd-sexiest-man-alive-title/31404?nc

Depp does it again. Can't believe he is 46 years old already.
There is still so much spark left in those soulful eyes. He is one awesome actor too. Some of Depp's best films - Sleepy Hollow, Finding Neverland, Dan Juan de Marco and of course all the Pirates series.
Way to go Depp. There is no one like you.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Flying rainbows in the sky

From inside a balloon



This post is about The Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta. - Oct 3-12 2009
Oct 3, Saturday morning made a perfect dawn for the balloon fiesta to start. Albuquerque Balloon fiesta is the largest in the world. Balloonists from all over the world group here for a whole week and display their proud possessions. We were up at 4:30 in the morning and dashed off to park at my office. This is the only time we have traffic congestion in our town :) . There is this huge sea of people at the Fiesta park and to my glee lot of foot stalls lined up. Balloonists start filling heated air into the balloons and this is a sight to watch. Hundreds of colorful balloons get bloated to mammoth shapes right in front of us. Then start the flickers. Some 12 balloons light up the same time and dim at the same time, resembling huge lanterns. This is followed by the dawn patrol and then the mass ascension. I felt I was in magic land, surrounded by all the colors of the world. One just tends to forget all the crowd around. Special shapes do need a special mention. Be it the smiley sun or the Cream land Cow or the Darth Vader or the Castle or the Pepsi bottle, each one is perfectly designed and make the joy of watching balloons more spectacular. Once the balloons were off, we hit the food stalls for some off-the-stove mini doughnuts, Funnel cakes and burritos. After all the food gets in, the sleep angel calls upon us and off we shoot, back to home. This week will be completely filled with balloons.
To see all the special shapes go to balloonfiesta.com

Creamland Cow

Bee on a flower

Bumble bees holding hands
Castles in the air









Sunday, October 4, 2009

Cup-o-Cappuccino

Nothing like a cup of hot steaming coffee, first thing in the morning. It actually kicks off those lazy,sleepy cells inside my head. More like a head-knocker. When we were in Europe, I didn't like the coffee version much and resorted to Cappuccinos. A typical day would start with a Cup-of-Cappuccino. I had a great time sampling each one. Though Italy is known for these, the one I had in Swiss was the best. More interesting is that the whole thing was out of a pocket, stirred in hot water, which I made by myself :)(tough thing u see ;) .

Apart from being a good subject for the taste buds, they make good photo objects too. Cheersssss , Kalpana

@The Louvre, Paris

@Venice
@Interlaken,Swiss - this was the best

Monday, September 28, 2009

I hate Mondays

After all the exciting Friday evening, still relaxed Saturday, then comes the Sunday. I spend all of sunday dreading Monday. The most I hate about monday is the routine.Get up at 6:30; get the lunch ready ;pack and leave by 7:45; reach office at 8:00; so on and so on. It never changes. It is such a contrast to Saturday when there is no single waking time; wake up whenever, eat whatever; do nothing on the weekly chores "To do" list and do everything else. How comfortable. Extra cheese if someone invites for lunch/dinner. All the gossip, fun and shopping. And the movies into the night, until the next days ticks. On a more serious thought, I probably wouldn't appreciate weekends if it wasn't for the Monday. Five more days until the next one :).